“Good resolutions are useless attempts to interfere with scientific laws. Their origin is pure vanity. Their result is absolutely nil. They give us, now and then, some of those luxurious sterile emotions that have a certain charm for the weak.” – Oscar Wilde

“New Year’s Day – Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain

After a long busy day it struck me that I was doing many things which I should not be doing…. and I not doing many things I should be doing.. to put the confusion to an end i wrote them out on paper… but u know the funny the funny things with resolutions right…

1. I will not brush my teeth, shave and bath , all at the same time

2. I will stop eating burgers/pizzas/ french fries more than twice a day.

3. I will not drink 5 cans of soda a day.

4. I will not stare at couples making out in the parks, the trains, in the restraunts, in the
laundromarts, in cars, in elevators, on the escalators, in the wash rooms, in the waiting lines…

5. I will submit my assignments two hours before deadline insted of one hour before deadline

6. I will wash my clothes once in a month rather than once in three months.

7. I will not stare at white girls like that…

8. I will come on time to class.

9. I will not talk in broken english.

10. I will not wear my pink t-shirt

11. I will not whistle.

12. I will not use tissue for…

13. I will start blogging regularly

14. I will not stare at white girls…

15. I will not Orkut for long hours

16. I will stop converting every dollar I spend to Indian Rupee equivalent

17. I will stop snapping pics of white girls on my mobile..

18. I will not cuss nallodu’s in telegu

19. I will stop giving philosophical lectures

20. I will not sleep in class when the lecturer turns off the lights to give a power point

21. I will not watch Youtube in class… only google videos

22. I will not stare at white girls…

23. I will not drink wine like it’s water .

24. I will eat green leafy vegetables

25. I will stop re-heating the same bowl of rice for the entire week

26. I will stop talking for a few minutes…

27. I will not pick up stuff on dumpster night…

28. I will not sleep till 12 noon.

29. I will not sms on my $1 per message connection

30. I will stop making resolutions !

Phew !

Adios !

5 thoughts on “Resolutions”

  1. i thought u wouldn’t stare at the “white” girls….Why make such a resolution? U must appreciate beauty… But, anyways, awesome attempt.. keep it up…

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