It’s blog time folks : Welcome to Blog-O-Wood

Aamir started it… Big B latched on to it … RGV remade it and now K Jo embellished it.
Yes ! it is the big bad world of blog-o-wood where reputation is either made or destroyed in a matter of posts and the blog hopping janta decides if the entry was eye-balls vasool or not.

As if the current plight of Mediocre But Arrogant bloggers like yours truly who vie with the rest of the lot for a few seconds of ‘your quality time’ the entry of super star bloggers makes the jog in bloggers park a truly hercluean task.

We have to goad/plead/threaten/Kidnap/Spam people to get to read our posts/rants and comment on them while people like K Jo who just happens to post his first entry today has already 100+ comments.

No I am not lashing out at those who don’t read my blog or at the celebrities who are jumping on to the bandwagon. Please we could do with many more clebrity bloggers. For instance I would like to know what kareena had for breakfast or how Rakhi feels about her implants and hear from big producers and directors on their views about the casting couch etc etc.

Bloggers in India have not been able to influence the mainstream media the way they have been able to do in the USA. So a little bit of glamor to the Indie blogging sphere would only do it good. Like earlier Indian ladies tennis was something you saw so that you could get that pleasent afternoon siesta; enter Sania Mirza and you know the rest….

Aishwarya Rai Bachan’s comment on Ramu’s blog… Aamir and Sharukh : the dog connection… these are headlines/breaking news ! Gone are the days when a blog was like a personal thing. With the present celeb frenzy it feeds tabloids and gossip colums those spicy tidbits they are looking for.

{hope Miday is reading my blog :p
Great headlines this would make :

N00b desi Blogger to sue Aamir, Big B, RGV , K Jo and the next wanna-be-celebrity blogger for stealing his audience and for Intellectual property infringement.

From our special celebrity correspondent : New York based desi blogger …..
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Man ! Such exposure would just be awesome….

I would also like to see some non-bollywood but still celebrities like the pani puri stand wala near my apartment who serves hundreds of people every day ; the beggar at panjugutta junction who sees life as it happens. It would be intersting to get their prespective also, No ?

I am reminded of a dialog from Sarkar Raj in which it is said that people in india just want entertainment. How true. We like the political dramas, gossip, the k- serials and the k-movies. We just want to be entertained at all times obvious to the discomfort that we cause to others.
Like what’s with all those people who talk loudly on cell phones, spit n piss in public places, answer calls in cinema theaters, pass rude n lewd comments, leech at the women folk don’t they know the discomfort they cause to others ? Why doesn’t anyone do anything ? No, we want to be entertained. I like to see that look of ‘oh ! damn’ in the eyes of the other person when I rush to slam my bum into a just vacted seat in a bus; the same seat for which the other dude been waiting to be vacant.

Russell Peters jokes : ” Terrorists hate americans; Indians hate each other.” How true.

So come on Bollywood it’s showtime. Salman paints kaathe how about a flash website of his paintings ? Come on Saif you can speak about how to date and breakup with hot women and Pritham could pen an original line or two about the creativity in his music .

If you don’t know nuts about blogging don’t worry, there are N web 2.0 wannabe’s out there are willing to pay you good money to use their site for your blog.
Gentlemen and women start your typing … it is show time folks !

20 thoughts on “It’s blog time folks : Welcome to Blog-O-Wood

  1. U said it!…let’s join da ‘blog’wagon!PS:I remember u creating my blogger a/c way long back then…I havnt blogged anythin’ yet…Lazy I am!

  2. Hey you would be the upcoming super star , power star of the Blog-O-Wood :)and soon ur blog is goin to be in the headlines too !!

  3. i would rather spend an entire day reading all the posts from the very beganning of this blog than waste even 5mins of my life on blogs from bollywood movie actors…

  4. i like the russel peters one..fuck the people hea man…they fuck each other…and we look at them and laugh..fuck this!

  5. Blogs are the very expressive reality of the freedom of speech and expressions. Everyone must have a blog, and regardless of it’s popularity, one’s blog is one’s space on the world web.Good write-up. Guess u even may not know, Sid, but u have a reader fan-base greater than you know 😉 Voila! Keep writing!

  6. quite good dude.now why not post the entire blog as a comment for the guys you’ve been ranting about! but its true what u say in here. life here is all about entertainment. the real life gets 2nd berth coz of it.good work. need more of ur works. they enlighten!

  7. I love your blog,while offering a realistic view about several aspects of life,some seemingly trivial everyday things too,it is laced with humour and an extremely engaging writing style .Like someone else mentioned,I would read your blog anyday rather than reading Aishwarya Rai defending the romance in Sarkar Raj(I mean does it even make sense??)So,keep blogging for your audience Sid !!Padma

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