You don’t mess with uncle Jim

came across this joke in my bro’s academy magazine. Real LOL stuff.

The children in class were asked to write a story with a moral. The next day they read out their efforts to the teacher.

First to go was young Claire. She said: “My daddy owns a farm and every Sunday we put the chicken eggs on the truck and drive to town to sell them at market. But one Sunday we hit a bump and all the eggs fell on the road and smashed. And the moral of the story is: don’t put all your eggs in one basket.”

“That’s very good, Claire,” said the teacher. “Now you Emma.”

Emma read out her story. “My daddy also owns a farm. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in an incubator. Last weekend, only eight of the twelve eggs hatched. And the moral of the story is: don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”

“Very nice Emma.” said the teacher ” Now lets hear from you Johnny.”

Johnny read out his story. “My uncle Jim fought in the Vietnam war, but one day his plane was shot down. He parachuted out before it crashed, but he could only take out with him a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the case of beer on the way down and landed in the middle of thousands of enemy soldiers. He shot 80 Vietnamese with the gun and when he ran out of bullets, he killed another 25 with his machete and throttled ten more with his bare hands.”

“That’s very colorful, Johnny.” said the teacher, But what is the moral of the story?”

“Don’t mess with my uncle Jim when he’s drunk.”

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