on Urban Legends

So me and that other guy from the other room who is not my friend were walking around battery park near the statue of liberty ferry. Out of the blue he says,  “ dude ! You know I’ve haven’t been to the statue of liberty even once, though I’ve been in NYC for three years. Fml.”

Sid: “ yea fyl man. I’ve been there twice. In fact I was on the liberty island yesterday only.”

The other guy from the other room who is not my friend: “ oh really ! So you’re ready to leave New York ?”

Sid: “ wtf ! what makes you say that ?”

TOGFTORWINMF:  “ No dude, they say if you are a desi f-1 student in NYC and have been to the statue of liberty you’re ready to leave New York for good. This legend seems to be true. I’ve seen so many junta do it.”

Sid: “ Bleedy fackker it was I who started that legend cuz whenever anyone from out of NYC asked me if I had been to the statue of liberty I would say that visiting the island was the last item on my agenda because when one visits the statue of liberty island there’s nothing else left in NYC to see. Also I was broke during the first three sem’s at college and to waste hard earned dollars on something that can be achieved in Photoshop; was not worth it.”

TOGFTORWINMF: “ kya feek ra rey”