You see when I was introduced to the Star Wars and The Matrix movies I began to identify rather strongly with the archetypal hero; someone would utter a few sentences and unleash my dormant prowess.

I have been waiting forever, for a paternal figure to walk up to me and say ‘The Force is Strong with You’ or an cool eyeglasses wearing gent to stop me on the subway and say, ‘This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.’

…and since this hasn’t happened yet, I am unable to django unchained my writing.”

Missus: ” bullshit ! ”