networking and butt glue

So I was at this B-School networking event for potential students where I met this guy; we are shooting carp and talking career changes when without skipping a beat, ” Can you let me know if you come across  any cheap and good apartments on the Upper East Side ? … I currently live in Astoria and am trying to move to the city.”

In New York everyone is thinking about apartments all the time.

Back home watching the Miss America Pageant when

Miss Missouri Shelby Ringdahl, on preparing for the swimsuit competition in about two minutes : ” I had time for hairspray and butt glue. That was it. ”  .

and Miss Connecticut  “Chin up, boobs up and rock it!” breaks into an Irish stepdance.