So I was at this B-School networking event for potential students where I met this guy. We were shooting carp, talking career changes etc. when without skipping a beat, “Can you let me know if you come across any cheap and good apartments on the Upper East Side?… I currently live in Astoria and am trying to move to the city.“
In New York everyone’s thinking about apartments all the bloody time.
Back home from the networking event and I began watching the Miss America Pageant.
When prodded by the emcee about preparing for the swimsuit competition in under two minutes, I found the following replies funny :
Miss Missouri Shelby Ringdahl: ” I had time for hairspray and butt glue. That was it.”
Miss Connecticut: “Chin up, boobs up and rock it!” breaks into an Irish step-dance.